Oh, let me count the ways,
That I can aggravate you for twenty - one days.
You see, as of today you are older than me,
you'll stay that way for the world to see.
Those who don't know, I'll make it known,
You're my old lady, and you're bad to the bone.
I love you so much you would not recall,
But I promised you once to administer your Geritol.

On a serious note words cannot define,
the joy I feel to know you're mine.
I thank God each day for the gift of life,
then I thank Him for making you my wife.
I love you dear, more than you'll ever know,
My heart belongs to you, take it wherever you go.

I've run out of words to rhyme to try to tell you this,
Without you in my life, it would be meaningless.